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Saradar 2 Boss;Mujhe aap ki beti se shadi karni he.
Boss\’;Teri income to uska toilet paper b afford nahi kar sakti.
Sardar; Accha! Enni tatti kardi ae? Fir rehn do…

Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia
mar jay to jeny ke dua dati hai dunia

hum kon say momin thay jo ilzam na shaty
pathar ko bagwaan bana dati hai dunia

karo na naaz hatoo ke lakiro pay itna faqiroo
hathoo ke lakiro ko mita dati hai dunia

ya zakham mohbat ka hai dekhana na kese ko yaroo
la k sary bazaar saja dati hai ya dunia

marny k liya karti hai majboor to lakin
jeeny k tarqy sikha dati hai ya dunia
asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia

Koi gazal suna k kaya karna.
Yoon baat barrha k kaya karna
tum mery thy tum mery ho
dunia ko bata k kaya karna

tum ehad nibhao chaahat say
koi rasam nibha kar ksaya karna

tum khafa bhi sachy lagty ho

pher tum ko mana kar kaya karna

tery dar pe aa k beithy hain
ab ghar ja kar kaya karna din yaad sy acha guzry ga
pher tum ko bhula kar kaya karna

*. . .Pakistani Log
Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain?

Sochen… !

Thora Or Sochen..?

Nai Pataa…

Bhikariyon SaY:-D

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys \’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

> > > Is qom ke jawano ki hubul watni ka aalam to dekho mere DOST
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Faqat ek Jashane azadi sms karne he ko apna qomi farz samagh bethe hain 🙁
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*\”BEST Ghazaal\”*

\”Baat Din Ki Nahi Mujhe Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy

\”Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Mujhe Barsat Se Darr Lagta Hy

\”UsNe Tohfe Me Diye Mujhe Kh0n K Aansu

\”Zindgi Ab Teri Her Soghaat Se Darr Lagta Hy

\”Choro Pyar Ki Batain Koi Or Bat Karo

\”Ab To Pyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hy

\”Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnam Na Ho Jaye

\”Is Liye Uski Her Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy

\”Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aise ZaKham Khaye

*\”DUA\”*

\”K Hume to ab Apni Zaat Se Dar Lagta hy,

TIPS 4 Boys-

If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You.

If You Marry Two Girls, They Will Fight FOR You…

Think Different…!:-)

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

In Ankho Ko Dekh Kar Chaand Bhi Sharma Jaye.
Aye Jaanam Humari Gujarish Zara Sun Lo.
Apni Palken Jhukaye Hi Rakhna.
Kahin Humse Koi Khata Na Ho Jaye.

Sameer +92 333 2422 422