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Hum ne un k aane pr
ghar k kachay raste par
itne deep jalaye k roshni ki had kar di,

woh is pareshani me lout gaye k rat ka wada tha ab din nikal aaya ha.

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Husband:\” Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki…
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Judge: \”Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai…!

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon.

Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho?

Larki:Aap ne hi to kaha tha k jab tak main kuch ban na jaon aap meri Shadi nahi krnge

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

Wife: \”Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?\”
Husband: \”Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???\”

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

Pathan ne math k paper mein dance krna shuru kr dya! Pucha gaya, Ye kia kr rahe ho khan g? Pathan: maire dost ne kaha tha k har step k number hotay hain…

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

Lessons In Marketing:

It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond..
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3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card.. 😀

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

The Beauty Of Ind O Pak Traffic Is That:
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One Has To Look On Both Sides;
While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD..=P =D

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

If U Break Our Friendship:
I\’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,

Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I\’m Serious

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Funny Truth-

No One Is As Ugly As Their Voters ID Pic,

Nor As Good-Looking As Their Facebook Profile Pic!..:

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

Sunhairi Batain 2011

\”Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo\”

\”Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho\”

\”2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay\”

\”Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai \”

\”Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day\”

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