Latest SMS Messages

Wish Of A Girl These Days

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

\”Wish Of A Girl These Days\”

*I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse*

*I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Height Of Being Hygienic:

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

Height Of Being
Hygienic:

An Computer Student
Washing His Hands
With Dettol After
Removing A Virus
From His System.

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Kids Born After 2009

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

Kids Born After 2009

Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums

Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook… 😀

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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A Girl Was Shouting

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom..
Ah
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Haaccchhii
She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Khat likh raha hoon ehd e

June 1st, 2011     Urdu SMS

Khat likh raha hoon ehd e mohabat ko torr k..

Kagaz pe aansu\’on ki jagha chorr chorr k..

Tu fikar mand q hai mere dil ko torr k..

Main khud hi ja raha hoon tera shehr chorr k..

Kal raat likhne baitha gazal tere naam ki..

Alfaaz samnay thy kharray haath jorr k..

Main jis main dekhta tha tera aks \’Mohsin\’

Tu ne hi rakh diya wo aaina torr k\’

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta

June 1st, 2011     Funny SMS

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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Rating: 8.8/10 (13 votes cast)

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum

June 1st, 2011     Funny SMS

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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Chalo Tum Theek Kehte Ho

June 1st, 2011     Urdu SMS

Chalo Tum Theek Kehte Ho

Muhabat Aur Sayasat Main

Sabhi Atwaar Jaaiz Hain

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain

Mager Ye Jung Kesi He

Tum Hi Mere Muqabil Ho

Chalo Hum Jeet Ki Khawahish

Tum Hi Pe Waar Dete Hain

Dhanak K Pull Pe Chal K Hum

Gagan K Paar Jaate Hain

CHALO HUM HAAR JAATE HAIN….

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!

May 29th, 2011     Funny SMS

Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!

1-Mujhy tumhari bohat fikar hai.

2-Tum meri life ki pehli or aakri pasand ho…!

3-cell silent pe tha jaan (dis line is 100% true)

4-Ami ki call hai jan,

5-Humari shadi zaror hogi.

6-Mushkil waqt main mujhe sath paogi!!

7-Pyar main sub jaez hai jaan….

8-Tumhary parents mery parents hn,,

9-Tumhary siwa kisi se bat nahe krta…

10-Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga 🙂

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Majboor

May 28th, 2011     Friendship SMS

Waqt ne mere Dost ko majboor kardiya,

Choute se zakham ko nasoor kardiya,

Kaun chahta hai apno se door rehna,

lakin waqt ne Sab ko \”Majboor\” kar diya.

Laila
lailasheikh34@yahoo.com
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