Latest SMS Messages

sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta,samundar ki her leher ko sahil nahi milta,yeh logoon ki duniya hai ajeeb,kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta…

Although u r far away from me,i can still c u from 3 different chanells.
1.Cartoon Network
2.Animal Planet
3.National Geographic
ha ha ha ha……

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

I only drink to make my wife look prettier.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die…

"think about…"

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Hawa mai bindas urrh raha tha Ghalib..Hawa mai baitab urrh raha tha GHalib…Hawa mai azaad urrh raha tha Ghalib….Phir…Phir kya..
Rukk gaye hawa or gir gaya Ghalib..

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

Girl:is dress ki kya price hai?
Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 KISS.
Girl:or us dress ke?
SHopkeeper:SIrf 10 KISS
Girl:ok dono dress pack kar doo bill daddy dain gay..

Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.