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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

If ur world is spinning Round and Round..And ur heart is beating v fast…!Do u think its Love??Na munna Na its High BP..

Life is difficult fu of trials,Pain n sorrow.But if u fall down.Just stand up stright.Be confident n ask;"ABBAY DHAKKA KIS NAI MARRA"

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv, another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text.

the virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.

BAA Adab
BAA MulaizaHoshiyar

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Parh K KHUSH Ho Rahay Haaiiinn!

Teacher: Which is important 2 us SUN or MOON?
Sardar: MOON because it gives us light at night when we need but SUN gives us light only in day time when we donot need.

Kisi bi Film ka NAM sochain & uske agay "Gandi G ki Dhoti Main" Laga Dain, Phir Dekhain e.g; Halchul-Gandi G ki Dhoti main, Main HooNa Gandi G ki Dhoti Main, Dilwale Dulhaniya le jainge-Gandi G ki Dhoti Main, Muna Bahi-Gandi G ki Dhoti Main,

Bhagwan sab say zaida kab khush hotay hain?
Jab Film main koi larki kehti ha, Plz mujay Bhagwan kliye chor doo….

Zindigi ke tufano ka sahil hai teri DOSTI,mere armano ki manzil hai teri DOSTI,zindgi ban jay gi janat ager!! mot ane tak sath rahi teri DOSTI….