Funny SMS

Pathan apny mehman sy:
''O Yara, iss Pankey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

Pthan:
Hum ye panka msjid se utaar k laee hy..

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Karachi mai aik road hai?

Bandar Road… ;->

In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,

Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain…….!!

life is the art of drawing wit out eraser,so be carefull while taking any small dicision aboutvalueable pages of life!!!!

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Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made 4 True Friends.

A True Friend Can Love More Than A Lover!

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?

Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU.. ;->

Mayoos Ho Ker Na Jao
Humari Mehfil Se "DOST"

Thori Dair Aur Betho Bas
Langar Khulne Hi Wala Hy

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/ \_ Ruk Oye Biryani Hy =P

Memon ne FM radio par call ki:

mjhe 1 wallet mila hai jis main credit card ATM card,15000 Rs,or id card hai , jispe clifton ka Address likha hai

Host: To aap unka Wallet wapis krna chahte hain??

Memon: 0 nahi n

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I AM STUDYING!