Funny SMS

Mirza Galib bethe thay nadi k kinare…
Bachon ne un ko pathar marey!

Mirza Galib nay farmaya:
Falak k sitaron, Zameen ki Baharon,
Kuttay de putro, Wattay te na maro!

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Wah Wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jutey say na maray mere dewane ko

Larki ki jab shady hoty hai

Larki ki jab shady hoty hai to os ko sahilian weeding nite pe kia kehtay hain
1980: Dulha bhai jo karian karne dena
1990: Jo b ho,bardasht kr lena,rokna mat
2000: Fikar na karo tmhe to sab pata hai
2010: Yar,koi naya tareeqa pata chalay to hamien zaror batana plzzzzzz

Raksha kar len ge

ZINDAGI ki rah mushkil hai to kiya howa
Thora sa tum chalo
Thora sa hum chalen ge
Phir
Raksha kar len ge

Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat hoti hai

Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat hoti hai
Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat hoti hai
Khushyon k liye dost ki zarorat hoti hai
Or ache dost k liye
Uuff sb ko meri zarorat hoti hai

Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay

Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay

1- Achi tarhan brush karna

2- Ziada sweet n candiz na khana

Aur 3ra ya k

Mujh say hamaysha munh sambhal kar baat karna

Boy: JAAN hamary pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana
GIRL: SEEMA ko to zaror bataon gi KAMINI kehti thi koi pagal kutta hi hoga jo tum ko pyar karay ga

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag phat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega

Munni

\”Munni\” Aap logon se 1 sawal karna chahti hai

Mere peche Q lage ho

MAA KA LAADLA bhi to bigra tha

Boy: What is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
And move it in and out
And wait for a white substance to come out

Girl: Y do u ask such question to me
I cant tell such words

Boy: Dont worry its tooth brush