Funny SMS

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE said :

"Meri MAA ki qasam, mai ne itni batain nhi kahi,

lakin ye zalil log khud se bana k muje b Faraz banana chahte hain."

A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.

Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?

Boy: Bhootni K,

Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya?

"The greatest gift you can

give to someone is the

Generator''

( William Line Man )

World's best feeling

It comes when we see a very wonderful
question paper in examinations hall
and we smile at each other and say.

Eik bhi nhi ata yaar:-):-D

Sardar: Aur Sunao, Thanda Piyo Gay Ya Garam?

Mehman: Thanda Aur Garam Dono!

Sardar: Begum, Ek Glass Freezer Se Or Ek Glass Geezar Say Pani La Do.!

Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You

If your heart is broken tell me, I'll get the glue =P

If you are lost in life call me, I'll come find you (=

If you're sad =( please just text me, it's my obligation to make you s

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.

Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!

Only 10% girls play games
like

tennis

football

caroms

cricket

etc

because 90%

girls play with the life of boys
So
Be careful:-)
Anni Dyoo hosh kro!

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1 khubsurat soch,
Hamesha samjhota krna seikho

Q k thora sa jhuk janay Se paisay ziada miltay hy

or agar ziyada jhuko,
to paisy or ziada.

Willim Nargis ;->

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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