Funny SMS

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,
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It's a repressive society where you can't be horrible,

I'm not horrible, they made me horrible, I'm just honest…

1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
'shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA'

Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho ;->
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1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
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Pata hai kya hua?
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Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.

Sardar to his friend,
ask me anything i will answers in english…
friend: agrbati di english das???
sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita,
if 32… ;->

Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st

ahan= m so n0t intrested

hmm= y r u teling me dis

lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say
=P ;->

Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?

pakistani:

Melody Queen

NASEBO LALL ::-))

Best quote of this generation.

"O God, giVe mE pAtiEnCe, bUt pleaSe hurRy up!";-)

Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?

Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard

Agar Na De To Khusra.