Funny SMS

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki…

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar.

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani.

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ''o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

Lo ji

garmiya da tofa
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( ;;;; )
\"/ Ice Cream
\/ For You

Thori kha ka agey forward kar do
,
Germi sirf tawanu e nai lagdi..!

helo

I Had A Dream And It Was About You . . .
I Smiled And Recalled The Memories We Had . . .
Then I Noticed A Tear Fell From My Eyes . . .

You Know Why?

Coz In My Dream You Kissed Me And Said Goodbye . . ."

Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Kh

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?

Any Guess?

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OK

I'll Tell You…

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye.

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray.