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Tamam Students ko Mukhlisana Mashwara diya jata hai

k wo apne Results aane se pehle

.

Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,

Chupa dein…! 😀

A Student Service Ms

1 gal te daso

banday kol mobile v howy

packge v howy

sada nmbr v howy

taiy banda v apna e howy

fer v banda sano sms na kre

tusi aap daso.

Dukh tay lgda ae na

Mujhay dosry numbaro say msg mat kiya karo"fraz"

mera nadan dil samajta hai kisi bachi ka number hai

Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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?

Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING….:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz….

R o m a n t i c
Q u o t e

Larkiyo'n k Haatho'n Mein
Mehandi Achi Lagti Hy
…
Aur

Larko'n k Haath Mein
Mehandi Waley Haath … ^_^

Luv U, Luv in such a way
That
She finds no better place
thn Ur heart to stay
If she still manages to get
…away
Sorry Dude
Its time for U to turn
"GAY =P xD

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"If
Y o u
…C a n ' t
C h a n g e
T h e
G i r l . . .

T h e n

C h a n g e
T h e
G i r l . . ." =P xD

2DaYz ThOuGhT

There is a magnet in
Your Heart
That will attract
…True Friends.
That magnet is
"Unselfishness",
Thinking of others first…
When You learn to Live
for Others, They will Live
for You!!!