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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.

Pathan: Kon?

Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.

Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. 🙂

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Sardar:

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. 🙂

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Extreme Height of Positivity:

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

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Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.

Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

Pathan:

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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

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kia hal hai bachy

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

kia hal hai bachy

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teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli ky

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……

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teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli ky

June 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

teacher 2 sardar: ye batao barish k saath bijli kyun chamakti hei….?
sardar: sir ji iss wastey k pata lag jaye k keri keri jagah sukki reh gai aey……

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pomi or main

June 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

pomi or main

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I

June 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

I
like
this
pattern
soooooooo
much…….

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Gahray Samundar me doob gya ik jahaz

June 22nd, 2010     Funny SMS

Gahray Samundar me doob gya ik jahaz

Ander se awaz i salo mujhy to Bacha lo me ho sms wala fraz.32

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