Funny SMS

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. 🙂

Meri Palkon Ka Ab Neend Se Koi TAl'luq Nahi Raha

,,,Mohsin,,,

Tu Kis Ka Hai Es Aalam Mein Meri Raat Guzar Jati Hai..*..

hi how r u fine ok thanks

1 jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya 12 glass pe gay sardar:tenu charh di nai? jin: main jin hon
sardar: le charh gai kanjaar nu
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1 chor police se chup kar
1 tuti qabr me chup gaya
qareeb se kuch pathan guzray
to unhone ne socha ke shayad log mayat par matti dalna bhool gaye hain
wo sb
fatta fattt mattti dalna shuru hogay.
chor bola bachao bachao
pathan jaldi

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,

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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. 🙂

Nokri karna Bachon ka Khail nahi hai
Faraz
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Bus itna samajh lijiay k
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Ek Pathano ki Basti hai aur jhuk k jana hai"….

If You Knock at The Door of Others
You never No Whether You'll Be welcomed or not.

But If you knock at your Friend,
He'll certainly Welcome you and

Say

"Bol Bhikari Kya Chahiye?"
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Lazines is d mother of al bad habits..
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Bt ultimately she is a mother n v should respect her..
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Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai… ;->