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SHAKESPEAR Said:
June 8th, 2010 
SHAKESPEAR Said:
"Mujhe meri maa ki kasam,
main ne itni batain nahi kahen,
lakin ye log khud bana k mujhe bi faraz banana chahte hain"
Pahtan: Aaj mera roza toot gaya. Major Rohail: Wo
Pahtan: Aaj mera roza toot gaya. Major Rohail: Wo kese?
Pathan: Hum ne aaj ghalti se Purane time k Hisab se Roza Iftar kr lya
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,
jiss jagha teri jafa ki inteha ho jayegi
jiss jagha teri jafa ki inteha ho jayegi
sabr ki mere wahan se ibteda ho jayegi
kia khabar thi zindagi ab to dua ho jayegi
unkey paney ki tamanna ilteja ho jayegi
ye kahan maloom tha qasd e safar k sath hi
tum badal jaogey dunya be
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
MTV Channel V Cool Hain
Bhool Gaye PTV
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Reserve Bank Hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Pa
Imagine World Without Gurlz….!
Imagine World Without Gurlz….!
Roadz Sunsaaaan……..!
Marketz Veraaaaaaaaan…….!
Na Janu na Jaaaaaaaaaan….!
Na koi Gurl Frnd k liyee Preshaaaan…!
Bas Namaz and Quran……….!
& All Boyzzzz
ekhain Tamasha…!
ekhain Tamasha…!
Meharbaaan……..!
KaDarDaan………..!
Dekhain Meri Msg ka Kamaaaaaaaaal….
Bandar nay Mobile uthaya Sms Pharha
or Muskaraya……..
ab yah SMS farward kar k Hushyari Dekhaye
anraj Took d Man in Hell. There he saw that Ghandh
anraj Took d Man in Hell. There he saw that Ghandhi Ji Dancing With Bipasha..
Man: Ghandhi ji ki Saza itni Mazaydar kion hai?
Yamraj: Saza to Bipasha ko Mili rahi hai
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein