Funny SMS

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

Aye zaalim, Aye zaalim,
Tere pyar ko bhulane ke liye meine cigarette jalaaye..
Aye zaalim, tere pyar ko bhulane ke liye meine cigarette jalaaye,
kambhakhat dhoye ne bhi teri tasveer banayee. . . .

Girl: Will u marry me?
Boy:No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Bhooton sa chehra tera
Chudail si muskaan hai
Rang tera dekh ke
Roop tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairaan hai
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Kitabo k panno ko palat k sochta hu
u palat jaye meri zindagi to kya bat hai,
khwabo me roz milti hai jo
hakikat me aaye to kya bat hai

Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,
Jaan mango fida karain gay,
Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,
Namazi log hain dua karain gay

Difference between horror and beautiful

A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear nd sleep..
but horror is wen it hugs u bAck 😉

AAaaaaaaa…….

Bacha apni dadi se= kia hum hmesha 4 hi rahen gy?
Aap/papa/behan or men

dadi= Nhi jab Tmhari shadi h0jae Gi to hm
5 h0jaen gy

bacha=phir jab behan ki shadi h0jaeGi to hum phir se 4 h0jaenGy

dadi=Nhi jab Tmhara beta h0jaega to hu