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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE said :
May 29th, 2010 
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE said :
"Meri MAA ki qasam, mai ne itni batain nhi kahi,
lakin ye zalil log khud se bana k muje b Faraz banana chahte hain."
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? 🙂
World's best feeling
World's best feeling
It comes when we see a very wonderful
question paper in examinations hall
and we smile at each other and say.
Eik bhi nhi ata yaar:-):-D
Sardar: Aur Sunao, Thanda Piyo Gay Ya Garam?
Sardar: Aur Sunao, Thanda Piyo Gay Ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda Aur Garam Dono!
Sardar: Begum, Ek Glass Freezer Se Or Ek Glass Geezar Say Pani La Do.!
Friendx
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You
If your heart is broken tell me, I'll get the glue =P
If you are lost in life call me, I'll come find you (=
If you're sad =( please just text me, it's my obligation to make you s
TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.
TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.
Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!
Only 10% girls play games
Only 10% girls play games
like
tennis
football
caroms
cricket
etc
because 90%
girls play with the life of boys
So
Be careful:-)
Anni Dyoo hosh kro!
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1 khubsurat soch,
1 khubsurat soch,
Hamesha samjhota krna seikho
Q k thora sa jhuk janay Se paisay ziada miltay hy
or agar ziyada jhuko,
to paisy or ziada.
Willim Nargis ;->
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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