Funny SMS

girl:Dr plz meray boyfriend ko andar bula lijye
Dr: Trust me main sharif admi hon
Girl: No dr ap ki nurse bahir akeli hy or mera boyfriend sharif nai he…

2 nalaik exam k baad:-
1st:
yeh paper konsa tha?
2nd Maths ka
1st: matlab tu paper kar k aya hai
2nd: nae yar sath wali larki k pass calculator deka tha

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love

waheedkhan ki tarf say eid mubarak

Huuu Haahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa….!

fsdfsh af sf skha
dfs
erkljk

Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain…! ;->

New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.

DOOB MARO Nikammo

( -_-)(-_-)
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi.