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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂

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Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchh

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi

1st: Ye Kya Hai

2nd: Abey Ye Chand Hai

1st: Sale Ghar Chal

Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pohnch Gaye.

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Sardar in Fire Brigade:

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. 🙂

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Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

And

Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. 🙂

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1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghoor Raha tha

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

1 Budha Budhiya ko Ghoor Raha tha

Budhiya Use Galiya Dene Lagi

1 Ladka Aaya Bola: Kya hua

Budha: Kuch Nahi Beta

Purana Calender Hai FADFADA Raha Hai. 🙂

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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

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Biwi romantic mood main apne shohar se

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Biwi romantic mood main apne shohar se
Aaj tum jo bhe karogai main kuch nhen kahungi..

Shohar: Main neend pori karunga,bachon ko sambhal lena 😛

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Bacha apni dadi se= kia hum hmesha 4 hi rahen gy?

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Bacha apni dadi se= kia hum hmesha 4 hi rahen gy?
Aap/papa/behan or men

dadi= Nhi jab Tmhari shadi h0jae Gi to hm
5 h0jaen gy

bacha=phir jab behan ki shadi h0jaeGi to hum phir se 4 h0jaenGy

dadi=Nhi jab Tmhara beta h0jaega to hu

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hi i love you.

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

hi i love you.

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Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

May 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani. 🙂

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