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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even h

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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u r a donkey

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

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u r stupid

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

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9 lessons in life:

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
n learn to say
.
.
.
u miss me

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You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You mu

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.

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Delete Message?

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B'coz………
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you

( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )
("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")

" I MISS YOU"

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Major Rohail:

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Major Rohail:
Sardar g set nawa lya a?

Sardar: Mere cousin da a

Major Rohail: Cusn da mobile toady kol ki krda a?

Sardar: Yar Oh jado v milda se kenda c
"Tu mera phon kyu ni chukda..!"

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Pakistani heroin

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Pakistani heroin
SAIMA
te
PAINDU

SAIMA
Aasi tere khait vich mere
Dance de shuting krne ae

PAINDU
J tu aythe dance kita te
Aythe agle 8 saal fasal
Nhi honi

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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik

May 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

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