Funny SMS

I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" ;->

… Money Talks …

I Don't Deny …

I Heard It …

When I Took It Out From Pocket …

It Said Good-Bye … ;->

L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz …

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE …

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE … [:

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara

"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"

dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,

aur kya pani mein behney they

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee di

The Statement Below Is True …
"cErTiFieD …

AbSoLuTe …

StUpId " ;->

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "Sam"

K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga