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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,

April 26th, 2010     Funny SMS

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aa

April 26th, 2010     Funny SMS

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

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hy freind

April 24th, 2010     Funny SMS

hy freind

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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,

April 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

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* Lo ji Mera 1 sher arz hai.

April 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

* Lo ji Mera 1 sher arz hai.

~ idher bhi sitam ho gaya.

udher bhi sitam ho gaya .

message delete kardo sher khatam ho gaya.

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pagal khane mein sab pagal dance kr rhe the 1 paga

April 22nd, 2010     Funny SMS

pagal khane mein sab pagal dance kr rhe the 1 pagal khmosh beta tha doctor ney socha yeh pagal teek ho gaya hy
Doc: tm khmosh q beth ho?
pagal: bewaqof main "Dulhan" hon

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suna ap ki muskuraht pe marte hain log

April 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

suna ap ki muskuraht pe marte hain log
time nikal ke hamre pass aana
1 banda marwana hai

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assalamoelekum

April 20th, 2010     Funny SMS

assalamoelekum

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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,

April 20th, 2010     Funny SMS

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

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asd

April 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

asd

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