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March 18th, 2010 
Amir Khan ne
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali… =P
GEO PAKISTANI 😉
Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??
Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??
Socho! Socho!
Aur Socho!
Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein
Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.
Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?
Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.
Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,
Har koi khali hath jaye ga,
Sab yahin reh jaye ga,
Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein
Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein
Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein
Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein
Dawai achi
Pathan english k paper me fail hogia due to follow
Pathan english k paper me fail hogia due to following translations:
1-Me aam admi nhi hoon.
I m not a mango man
2-Muje b english ati hy.
English comes to me also
3-Do aur do brabar char.
Give and give equal to four
4-Mera taulik Hari
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
Girl: Will u marry me?
Girl: Will u marry me?
Boy:No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se