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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Shakespeare said,

March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

Shakespeare said,

nothing to me.

Did he say anythin 2 u?
Nthing na?
kuch bola to dekh lenge sale ko… 😛

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March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

Height of Reasoning:
I am not scared of proposing a Gal,

But

I am scared about:
"Wat would happen If She agrees!"

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March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

3 sweet words:

"I love studying''

2 special words:
"My books"

But only
1 ultimate word
makes the difference:

"TOMORROW"

😀
Keep Smiling

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March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

Funny Quote on a married guy's T-shirt.
All Women r
devils n
I Married Their Queen. 🙂

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Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,

March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,

3,4,5,6.

Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?

Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai… ;->

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0300-2711588

March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

0300-2711588
Is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. 🙂

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BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai…

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GOLDEN WoRDS

March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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March 12th, 2010     Funny SMS

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Bisteeeee
O V Sawere Sawere. 🙂
Good Morning.

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English sher by PAPPU:

March 11th, 2010     Funny SMS

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,

Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier….. ;->

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