Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Park main

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Aik pathan akela park main betha hua tha…
Dost….!!!
O yara yahan kia kar rahay ho…??
Pathan…!!!
Waqt nay mujhay barbaad kia hai aur main yahan beth kar waqt ko barbaad kar raha hon….
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 6.9/10 (30 votes cast)

Oxford university

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Aik pathan nay oxford university ko top kia…
Media…!!
Khan shab ap nay oxford university ko top kia hai ap is kay bad kia karna chahtay ho…????
Pathan josh sey bola hamara bachpan sey yeh khawaish tha kay hum Lunda kholain gay…
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 8.2/10 (25 votes cast)

Adhi raat ko

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Aik pathan ko adhi raat ko call ai
kay
app
jaag
rahay ho…?
Pathan replied…
Oy kocha tum ko hum chokidar nazartay hain kia..
Har pathan chokidar nhe hota..
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 8.1/10 (17 votes cast)

Khali sms

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Aik pathan ko khali sms aya
Pathan nay us number par call ki aur kaha…
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Tumharay mobile ki ink khatam hogai hai..!
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 8.9/10 (20 votes cast)

Funny

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

1 pathan ka accident hogaya
Doctor….
Accident kaise howa….??
Pathan replied…
Wo kocha hum mor katnay laga tha aur agay mor nhe tha…
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 7.6/10 (25 votes cast)

Bhoot

December 27th, 2011     Funny SMS

Adhi raat ko 1 bhoot dosray bhoot sey
yeh
pathan wathan
kuch nhe hotay tera veham hai….
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 7.7/10 (12 votes cast)

m00d nai hy

December 7th, 2011     Funny SMS

ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hy
b00ks hain
n0tes hain
time hy
aur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hain
bus kami 1 he cheez ki hy
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m00d nai hy

dani
03464590243

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Rating: 7.9/10 (32 votes cast)

Ziddi

December 7th, 2011     Funny SMS

::…Itnay ziddi thay kay kabhi school na gay…::
::…Ghalib…::
::…Magar aik teacher kay zok-e-deedaar nay Doctor bana diya…::
Faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 6.9/10 (28 votes cast)

Biology Sir, Boys Can You

November 22nd, 2011     Funny SMS

Biology Sir,
Boys Can You Tell Me
Exactly Where Is Your Heart … ?
All Boys Shouted Loudly

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In Girls Campus … =D
Sir Smiled And Said Mine Too … =P =D

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 7.3/10 (44 votes cast)

Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan

November 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi

Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi..

Dosri: Main j tenu thapar maarya te ton Uk ja digen gi..

Qareeb se ek larka guzar raha tha ruk kar bola:

Baji 1 choti jai muki menu v maar deo main nal wale pind jana aen. . .*

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Rating: 7.5/10 (45 votes cast)

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