Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Agr raat ko sote wqt jalti hui

November 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

*. .Agr raat ko sote wqt jalti hui cigratte mun me rakh ke soya jaye to kharatte lete waqt

Khud ba khud Sootay lagty rhen gy
Zubeda aapa k nshai tottkey:-)

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Rating: 6.4/10 (30 votes cast)

hello

October 17th, 2011     Funny SMS

hi how are u What is love

What is love
In math a problem
In history a battle
In science it s a reaction
In art it s a heart
But to me
Love always will and simply be you

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Rating: 7.4/10 (27 votes cast)

Brr r

October 17th, 2011     Funny SMS

Mainay to aaj tak c0ca cOla bhe nhe pi
=FaRaz=
Lekin jab bhe tOilet main jata h0n tO awaz ati hai
BrRrRrRr
!¡!~~FaIsAL~~!¡!
03152540026

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Rating: 5.6/10 (18 votes cast)

ha ha ha

October 13th, 2011     Funny SMS

ek angrez pathan se ?
Whats ur name.
Pathan: tursday flower
angrez: what\’s
pathan: dala kho zyarat gul ym kna

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Rating: 7.3/10 (22 votes cast)

My tractor

October 10th, 2011     Funny SMS

Aik dehati ko english bolnay ka bahot shok hota hai
aik din wo dehati apni tractor par sawar zameen main hal mar rha hota hai kay us ka tractor kharab hojata hai wo helpline number par phone kar kay kehta hai
my tractor is phasing na heeling na juling bus pa pa karaing
faisal
03152540026

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Rating: 6.1/10 (26 votes cast)

Most Beautiful Feeling In The World

October 9th, 2011     Funny SMS

Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall 🙂

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Rating: 8.6/10 (33 votes cast)

Pakistani Log Sub S

September 9th, 2011     Funny SMS

*. . .Pakistani Log
Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain?

Sochen… !

Thora Or Sochen..?

Nai Pataa…

Bhikariyon SaY:-D

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Rating: 6.8/10 (62 votes cast)

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne

September 9th, 2011     Funny SMS

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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Rating: 6.1/10 (43 votes cast)

Sardar kiss the boss\’s wife

September 9th, 2011     Funny SMS

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai
boss replys \’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’
2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

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Rating: 7.5/10 (32 votes cast)

If You Marry One Girl,

July 3rd, 2011     Funny SMS

TIPS 4 Boys-

If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You.

If You Marry Two Girls, They Will Fight FOR You…

Think Different…!:-)

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 7.5/10 (69 votes cast)

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