Funny SMS

Lovers Msgs in Difrnt Pakistani Cities:
ISLAMABAD
Jaan… Chalo aj Mall Road Chalein.

LAHORE
…Janu kahan ho tum aik ghantay se colg k gate pe khara hu.

QUETTA
What a mosam chalo akhrot khate hein.

KARACHI
Janu Kahan h

An ordinary person wil be wid books.
But an extraordinary

person wil be in that

book.

Be extraordinary

person lyk ME!

I'm in FACE BOOk

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Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?

Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

hhghgg

JAVA KAVA KINGDOM

R u munna bhai.

Most promising line by a Boy friend:

"I will love you until . . .

.

Pakistan wins football Worldcup"

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe
phir ruthe to jag chute

agr phir ruthe to dil tute

or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappl na tute:).

hi

pathan:molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hy?
molvi:nahi hoti
pathan: ho jati hy yara,
molvi: bhai nahi hoti
pathan: mein ne khud par k dekhi hy