Funny SMS

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I like a teacher who gives you something
to take home to think about besides homework…

Teri galyon menna rakhen ge qadam aaj k baad q k kichar bohot ho jata he brsat k baad

Do not worry about your problems with mathematics,

I assure you mine are far greater.

It's weird. I mean, he's a dream, a fantasy, and,

if he becomes real, it's like he's not mine anymore.

Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve.

I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.

Their story, yours and mine – it's what we all carry with us on this trip we take,

and we owe it to each other to respect our stories and learn from them…

Anything inside that immobilizes me, gets in my way, keeps me from my goals,
is all mine.

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man,

nor ask another man to live for mine.

I chased a person for almost two years only to discover the tastes were exactly like mine –

we were both crazy about girls….