Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Sunhairi Batain 2011

June 7th, 2011     Funny SMS

Sunhairi Batain 2011

\”Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo\”

\”Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho\”

\”2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay\”

\”Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai \”

\”Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day\”

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Wish Of A Girl These Days

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

\”Wish Of A Girl These Days\”

*I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse*

*I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Height Of Being Hygienic:

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

Height Of Being
Hygienic:

An Computer Student
Washing His Hands
With Dettol After
Removing A Virus
From His System.

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 7.8/10 (5 votes cast)

Kids Born After 2009

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

Kids Born After 2009

Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums

Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook… 😀

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 9.6/10 (5 votes cast)

A Girl Was Shouting

June 2nd, 2011     Funny SMS

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom..
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
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Haaccchhii
She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta

June 1st, 2011     Funny SMS

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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Rating: 8.8/10 (13 votes cast)

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum

June 1st, 2011     Funny SMS

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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Rating: 7.3/10 (14 votes cast)

Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!

May 29th, 2011     Funny SMS

Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!

1-Mujhy tumhari bohat fikar hai.

2-Tum meri life ki pehli or aakri pasand ho…!

3-cell silent pe tha jaan (dis line is 100% true)

4-Ami ki call hai jan,

5-Humari shadi zaror hogi.

6-Mushkil waqt main mujhe sath paogi!!

7-Pyar main sub jaez hai jaan….

8-Tumhary parents mery parents hn,,

9-Tumhary siwa kisi se bat nahe krta…

10-Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga 🙂

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 7.0/10 (31 votes cast)

You Can\’t Say

May 26th, 2011     Funny SMS

You Can\’t Say

\”Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\”

More Than 8 Seconds While Holding Ur Nose.
Try It… ;->

Sameer +92 333 2422 422

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Rating: 9.1/10 (14 votes cast)

Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne

May 21st, 2011     Funny SMS

Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy
Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye Jaengy

Husband.or Us k Agle Hfty Roz Masjid Jyegy
WIFE:Q
Husband:Bheek
mangny:-D

ALI ROCKS 03462602773
rocks_baloch@yahoo.com

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