Funny SMS

"BADLA"
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1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
"Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
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Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 3

Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
.
Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi
Jo boys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi hotay hain firstclas
Jo boys ko kehti hain bahi
Hoti hain wo harjaie

tu cabal hy

Pagal, chinese se: kia tum American ho? Chinese: nhi, main Chinese hun Pagal: nhi tum American ho. Chinese: nhi, main chinese hun Pagal: nhi tum american ho. Chinese ghusse se: haan haan main American hun. Pagal: Shkal sy to Chinese lgtay ho.

hi

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'

Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich,
you wind up with a dish whose name,
when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary,
turns out to mean: Eel with big abscess.