Funny SMS

aaj pyara sa ek dost bhut yaad aaya

acha guzra hoa kuch waqt bhut yaad aaya

jo mere dard ko apne seney me chupa leta tha

aaj jab dard hoa to wo bhut yaad aaya………..

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya par wo late aayi,
Girl: Soory i m late

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

assalamali kum aap sab khariyat se hai aap ne msg kiya tha our ab mai kar raha hu

Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho…=P;->

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?

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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH…;->

One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,

she screamed…

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

Dekhtay hAin k kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "Yes" mein deta hAi??
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…..Light hAi ? 🙂

……Reply must ;->

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.

Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?

Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. 🙂

This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

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