Funny SMS
March 5th, 2010 
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
2 Pyaar Kerne Wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .
2 Pyaar Kerne Wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .
Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watchin
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
such tu yeh hai…!
such tu yeh hai…!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay…
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,
such to yeh hai k zamane mein….
main bhi jhoota hoon…
tu bhi jhoota hai…
meray ek dost ka naam tofail hai jab is ka salna r
meray ek dost ka naam tofail hai jab is ka salna result nikla to main ney pocha"suno tufail kya nateeja nila "bola kya baton aaj to meray naam ka "tuey" ur gay
such tu yeh hai…!
such tu yeh hai…!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay…
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,
such to yeh hai k zamane mein….
main bhi jhoota hoon…
tu bhi jhoota hai…