Funny SMS

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book … (-;

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)

Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.

1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.

Height of laziness-

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STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET

Good News-
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With 1 Kg.
Tomato…

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Tomato
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U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga…

Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.
2-When i'll be married,I'll be out from the list of stupids.

Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai'n Hongi, Shehad

Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain …

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

If You Find A Cute Friend …
Hold Him With Both Hands
Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..

Ok

Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;>