Funny SMS

ye tune kya kardiya 'FARZAZ' chadi pharrr kar rumal kar diya

Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mera elaj kar dein tu kabhi aapke kaam aaunga

Dr:kya kaam karte ho?

mariz:
qabar khodta hun..;-)

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga.

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT'
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Attitude matters… ;->

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre…

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum
Aur

'RAB NE BANA DI JODI'

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Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.

1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,

BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->

So Do

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

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Sameer

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