Funny SMS

Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mera elaj kar dein tu kabhi aapke kaam aaunga

Dr:kya kaam karte ho?

mariz:
qabar khodta hun..;-)

College girl at fee counter: Sir pehle meri lelo.
SIR :Thora ruko aram se le loonga.
Girl :Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paoungi q k phr mere period start ho jainge.

hello kashi kya kar raho match mail kya ho raha jeet raho ya har rahy ho.

kambrother Zulm o jaber ki pehchan mita k rakh dain ""kamboh"" ab b chahein to kohroom macha k rakh dain ""kamboh"" khshk paton ki terha bikher hain ""kamboh""ek ho jaein to duniya ko hila k rakh

kaise kahoon k mujhay tum se
pya
pyaa
pyaaa
pyaaaaa
pyaaaaaaaa
pyaz aur aalo mangwane hai

hi

End of the World in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu…

Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai… ;->