Funny SMS

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi… ;->

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?

Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

funny sms

I have no trouble with y enemies.

But my god damn friends…

they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

*KAAKs-BALUCH*

If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai.

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha.

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai.

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN… ;->

Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL…

But pApPu keh raha hai…

AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->