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Khoubsorat
March 24th, 2011 
1 Pathan bhut der se ek haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha,
Larki Boli: kia dekh rahe ho?
Pathan Bola:Wo hum soch raha tha k agar aap hamari Ammi hoti to hum bhi bhut \”khoubsourat\” hota……
Laila…
Lailasheikh34@yahoo.com
Lailasheikh341992@hotmail.com
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Cricket – World Cup 2011
Wo janta b h ke team me kitne pathan h..
FARAZ
phr b kehta h WORLD CUP ke liye mujhe b sath lechalo…
Bacha abi kacha h
Yun Na Utha Meri
Yun Na Utha Meri Majburi Ka Faida Ae.
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PTV
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Tu Aj Match Se Ziada Ads Dikha Rha Hai… ;->
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Girls Must Read (Useful)
Girls Must Read (Useful)
No Make Up = Not Sexy
Not Sexy = No Boyfriend
No Boyfriend = Depression
Depression = Don\’t Want to Go to School/College
No School/College = No Job
No Job = No Money
No Money = No Fun
No Fun = Death :\'(
So This is An Easy Way!!
Don\’t Forget to Do a Make – Up !! 😛 😀
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Larka : Mjhy Ek Aisi
Larka : Mjhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo Ghr Ka Kaam Janti Ho. Naik Ho
Shareef Ho Aur Jis Ko Khana Banana Aata Ho
Larki : Tum Aisa Kro Meri Kaam Wali
Masi Se Shaadi Kar Lo 😛 😀
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Jo Kehte The Hmain
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Jan|X
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Ek Larka Phool Le
Ek Larka Phool Le Kar Larki K Pas Gaya.
Larki Ne Use KISS Kr Diya,
Wo GHABRA Kr BHAGA To Larki
Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Larka: Guldasta Lene Ja Raha Hun..! 😀
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
The most irritating thing
The most irritating thing :-
On the day of your marriage at 12
midnight one of your friend
calls you up and asks,
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.\” Aur jani kya kar rha hai ? \” ;-D
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
When U Win,
When U Win,
Every 1 Takes Pride
To Celebrate Ur Victory
But
When U Loose,
…Only True Friend Holds Ur
Hand, Sits By Ur Side n Says:
\’Zaleel Hii Kerwaya Ker Tu Har
Jagah\’ =P = D
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Andaz Apna Apna
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Muhammad Faisal
t20_1day@yahoo.com