Funny SMS

Lo GArz kia hai Main ik bus wich beh gayaWah wah wah Wah Main ik bus wich beh gayawah wah Mera Stop aaya te main leh gaya

Life is Dificult,Full of TrialsSorows &PainWhen u fall downJust Stand upStraight,BeConfident & Say ,, (.") Oye takka<((> Kinay ./ \ ditta c

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae.Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae.Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..

Larka achanak larki ko dekh kr kehnay laga,LAFZ tereGEET mereGAZAL koi SUNAAON kya..? Larki boli : HAATH mereGAAL tereKheench k ek LAGAAON kya..?

Larka ;Dil Ruba !Larki : Balance bhijwa !Larka : Paise Nahi !Larki : Kaise Nahi ?Larka : Mehangaai Hai !Larki:Phir aaj se tu mera Bhai hai.
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Dil to chahta hai k Dunia k sab se Haseen Shaks k GAAL pe KISS Karun

Magar

Men Chah k Bhi

Apnay GAAL Nahi Choom Sakta

Techer:
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Student:
Mere mamoo k gharse!

Techer: who kese

Student: Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon

ne phir bijli band kardi"

Techer:
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Student:
Mere mamoo k gharse!

Techer: who kese

Student: Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon

ne phir bijli band kardi"

1st guy proudly: my wife's an angel. 2nd guy: U r lucky, mine still alive. 03139906454