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English And Urdu Always Contradict
April 20th, 2011 
English And Urdu Always Contradict
Each Other:
The Sooner The Better.
Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai.
Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
Bari Lambi Umer Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat
Kar Rahay Thay.
Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.
Nazar Se Ojhal, Dil Se Ojhal.
Fight Your Rights.
Sabar Ka Phal Meetha Hota Hai.
As Wise As An Owl.
Ullo Ka Phata. 😀
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Height Of Praise:
Height Of Praise:
A Negro Telling His Negress Girlfriend On A Dark Cloudy Morning
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Aj Din Charheya Tere Rang Varga …
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
*Women Cant*
*Women Cant*
1. Park A Car
2. Sit Still
……3. Tell A Joke
4. Pay For Dinner
5. Argue Without Shouting
6. Walk Past A Shoe Shop
7. Not Comment On A Strangers Clothes
8. Like Your Friends
9. Get To The Point
10. Buy Plain Envelopes
11.Fart
12. Not Try And Change You
13. Watch A War Film
14. Understand Why Flirting Results In Violence
15. Get This Far Without Having Argued With At Least 70% Of The Above
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
Haya nhi aaye
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Pappu apne 16 bachon or BV k saath dost k ghar daawat pe gaya,
dost ne itni bari familykar gussey mai kaha:
\”Haya nhi aaye\”
Pappu:Nahi uska Exam hai.
kia managoon
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager cumpoter mangay to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?
kutta billa
Pahle to australia ko kisi ka baap bhi nahi hara sakta tha
FARAZ
Ham ne keya hara dia har kutts billa harane leg geya..
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Pepsi and You
Ap or Pepsi Mein 3 Chezein Same Hain 1 sab ko pasand ho
2 dono sweet ho
or
3 dono me dimag ki jaga
Dhakan Laga Wa H
PLZ MIND ZAROR KARNA
Cricket – World Cup 2011
INDIA WALO!
Ye Bazi World Cup Ki Bazi He
Ye Bazi Tum Hi Haro Ge
Har Ghar Se Tota Nikle Ga
Tum Kitne Toote Maro Ge
Tota Haq Ki Khuli Kitab
Totay Tera Khon Rang Lai Ga
Pakistan World Cup Uthaiga
A.P.M.S.O
All Pakistan Mithoo Shaheed Organization..
Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski
Golden & True Words:
Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli
Girl Friend Ki Waja Se Hoti Hy..
…Aur
Uski Baqi Girl Friends
Uski Kamyabi Ki Waja Se Hoti Hain… ;->
Sameer +92 333 2422 422
GIRL TO BOY :jab tum
Devil Thoughts…
GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath q pakar lete ho ?
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahin thappar na maardien =P
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