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May 20th, 2011 
teacher bataoo
Teacher btaoo kutta dum Q hilata hai? Student Q K dum me itni takat nhi hoti k wo kutte ko hilaa sake..Seedhi baat , no bakvas
*HIMAT FAN*
* pakistan mein pehli bar begair bijli k chalna wala pankha,
*HIMAT FAN*
garmi ki shidat se bachne k lye, aaj hi apne ghar layen, aur tazi hawa ka bharpur maza lein,
*HIMAT FAN*
pure khajoor k paton ka bna hua, himat fan.
Jitni hathon mein himat utni tez hawa.
Girl: Which Is More
Girl: Which Is More Important To You?
Your Life Or Me?
Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ?? =P
sameer +92 333 2422 422
Humarey To Khuwab Us
Humarey To Khuwab Us Din Hi Choor Choor Ho Gay,,
\”FARAZ\”
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Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Ai To
Ami Boli,,
Jao Beta \”Baji\”
K Liye \”PEPSI\” Le Aao.. 😛
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Fiza0\’n Mein Goonj
Fiza0\’n Mein Goonj Rahi Hyn RATTAY
Lgane Ki Awaazei\’n. . .
Lagta Hy Nalaiq0\’n k Exams Qareeb
Hyn … =P =D
Dedicated To
Karachi k Mehanti Students ;->
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Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya.
Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul parwa nahi hay.
Pathan: Oye Pagli, Pyar karne walay kisi ki parwa nahi karte…:-)
Cheeni
Pathan ne medical store se dawa li or bola:
\”cheemi bhi do\”
storewala:
\”cheeni medical par nhi milti\”
pathan:
\”hum pagal nhi is pe likha hai sugar free\”.
Maria.
Mat Kar Pyar Roshni
Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehman Hy,
Dil Laga Iss Andhere Se Jo QABAR tak Meharban Hy.
From : KESC … =P =/
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Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha
*. .Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He.
2nd Pathan: Soja\’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,
Hum To Kirayedar Hen. .*